Crocs.

Day 13 of my freedom and I thought certainly, I had escaped the most vile of footwear: Crocs. I mean, this is one of those contributions to society where I really just wish the United States would have stopped: up there with Big Macs, Bratz Dolls, and assless chaps. They should all be wiped from the face of the planet, but that´s just my thinking.

Anyway, here I am, thousands of miles from US soil, thinking I was safe. But at spanish school today, I saw some chump sporting a pair of yellow Crocs. I cannot even begin to describe all the reasons why one should never wear these things outside of gardening in the privacy of your own backyard. Ugh. Just so unfortunate looking. I asked where he was from (Alabama)...no surprise there. I´m pretty sure not a single soul outside our great States would be caught dead in Crocs.

I hate to stereotype, but let´s be real...only in America.