OK. Survived my first grown-up baby shower. This was a very surreal experience and one which I will only encounter more as I grow older. My friends are now reproducing and I'm not sure how I feel about this. My uterus also feels very confused....all I know is that I get uncomfortably bloated after three beers, so I really don't want an eight pound meatloaf living rent-free for almost a year in my tummy. There! I said it!
Don't get me wrong: loved hanging out with the ladies this afternoon and I am overjoyed for my friend and her growing family. That being said, I was very happy to come home to my two-year-old golden retriever mutt and not a two-year-old babe.
Yes, you can all start sending me e-mails about how I will one day change my mind. I love it when people say that! Plus, I also really like clicking "select all" and then hitting "delete." It's my favorite!
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I wish you had used one of your baby photos for this post. Maybe the one where you are eating an ice cream cone. :D
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